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Uh, uh.
This one is for all you haters out there.
Havin' a problem with everything I'm doin'.
But you're stupid
So I'm gonna help you out a little bit.
The ANTI-POLITICAL NONSENSE BUFFER's gonna make it real easy for y'all.
Here I go...

There is someone messin' with me every single God=damned day.
I not sure why they do it, and I don't think that they could even say,
but up until the point I finally decide to go away
I'm like an all you can eat hater buffet

These people are havin' problems with everything that I do.
They're like "We don't care what you've done for us; we fucking hate you".
Nothing ever works out for me. I have a curse; I know it's true.
So why would I defend myself against a hater when it seems like God is hatin' on me too.

So I got to point out some things you haters missed,
'cause even with all the hate you've thrown at me I haven't been properly dissed.
Why don't you say "Why is that guy rappin', yo, that shit it just ain't right.
His rhymes sound like he sits home all alone listen to old Bon Jovi tapes every Friday night".
And if there are some people who like him they'd be like "Hey, this stuff is nice.
I'm gonna put it on my iPod with with all my Marky Mark and Vanilla Ice.

That's too bad you people don't understand the music that I write.
There is meaning in every single lyric that I recite.
I'm not tryin' to justify my self, but just so that you know
I'm not here to rock a party; I'm here to bust a flow.

That ain't even the half of it.
I'm just gettin' started.

I'm havin' lots of troubles I can't seem to get my life right.
I recorded these vocals with my computer mic.
I'm tellin' I got no money; there's people in third world countries livin' better than me.
I made this beat with a program I downloaded off the internet for free.

Uh, uh.
That ain't even the worst part yet.
I still got more.
Here I go again

Yeah, it seems like I was born a loser, and that's all I'll ever be.
I'm over three decades old and livin' with my Mom, and even she is hatin' on me.
I don't have a job; so I'm not gettin' paid,
and just so you know there's been two Summer Olympic Games since the last time I got laid...

...I can't believe I just said that...

I don't got much goin' for me, but I've learned from all I've seen.
I find deep spiritual meaning in Ecclessiastes 1:18.
I'm from the projects; not the hood,
and I only spent a short time on the streets.
I played music all my life; so it ain't nothin' to make some beats.

Oh, I forgot what I was doin'; helpin' you haters out with your beef.
Well, here you go; he's bald, has fucked up teeth, and is too skinny 'cause he doesn't eat meat.

That's still not all,
but I'm finished.

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from Greatest Nothings I (2002​-​2010), released November 3, 2010

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Chris Wearstler Denver, Colorado

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The Artist Formerly Known As The Nonsense Buffer

Fretless and Electric Bassist / Vocalist / Percussionist / Beginning Pianist / Songwriter / Producer influenced by Progressive Rock & Metal, 1930s to 1940s Vocal Jazz & 1950s to 1960s Instrumental Jazz, and Old School Hip Hop

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